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  • society:

    oh you have your period? well you have two options.

  • person:

    okay.

  • society:

    you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

  • person:

    sounds awful. what's my second option.

  • society:

    a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

  • person:

    still seems pretty awful.

  • society:

    wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

  • person:

    well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

  • society:

    HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

  • person:

  • society:

    oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

  • person:

  • society:

  • person:

    i think i'll go with my third option.

  • society:

  • person:

  • society:

    what third option?

  • person:

    i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

tatallalock:

Clark Gregg Unveils S.H.I.E.L.D. #1 Deadpool Party Variant 8
(By Jamie Lovett 10/20/2014)

Clark Gregg has unveiled a variant cover for the upcoming S.H.I.E.L.D. #1, the debut issue of the Marvel Comics series set to bring the characters from Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to the Marvel Comics universe.

The cover, from artist John Tyler Christopher, has Deadpool scrawling his own mysterious writing on a wall, as Director Coulson did at the end of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 1.
 
When reached for comment, Marvel Comics said that this will be the variant available to comic shops that hold a S.H.I.E.L.D. #1 launch party.

S.H.I.E.L.D. #1 is written by Mark Waid and drawn by Carlos Pacheco, and is one of only two comics being shipped by Marvel on New Year’s Eve, with the other being Grant Morrison and Joe Quesada’s All-New Miracleman annual.

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(Source: comicbook.com)

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